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Educating Pork PL · 2026/27 · GW 9

Dela wins the week as Candace takes back top spot

Captaining Jackson helps Dela win Manager of the Week, Ryan climbs three places after playing his Wildcard, and Tineka wins October’s award despite losing the league lead.

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Educating Pork PL · 2026/27 · GW 8

Tineka takes the lead by one point as Ivo shares the weekly honours

The defending champion edges past Candace, Ivo climbs to third, and Rob’s Wildcard lifts Green Street United four places. Clarky gets the Pork Chop.

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Educating Pork PL · 2026/27 · GW 7

Candace goes top as Tineka and Rob share the weekly honours.

Candace edges two points clear of Clarky, Tineka matches Rob’s Triple Captain-assisted 79 without a chip, and Ryan tumbles five places.

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Educating Pork PL · 2026/27 · GW 6

Clarky pulls up a chair at the top table

The Cloggers catch Candace, Ryan gets his captain back, and Ian plays his Wildcard—then makes the curious choice of Kostoulas as captain.

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Educating Pork PL · 2026/27 · GW 5

Candace takes the throne as Green Street takes a tumble

CVD FC wins the week and the view from the top. Tineka and Clarky close in, Ian presses the Free Hit button, and the Chairman collects the pig.

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Educating Pork PL · 2026/27 · GW 4

Tineka takes the honours as Ian takes the express lift down

One point settles the weekly prize. Ivo stays top, Green Street returns to third, and Calvert-Lewin makes several benches deeply uncomfortable.

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Educating Pork PL · 2026/27 · GW 3

Ivo takes the throne as Clarky wins again and Mitchell watches from the bench

Ivo leads by five, Clarky claims another weekly high score, and Candace takes the Bench of Shame. Twelve managers, two new arrivals and one Pork Chop.

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Educating Pork PL · 2026/27 · GW 2

Ryan still top as Bruno blows the league apart and Clarky arrives late

Bruno transforms the chasing pack, Paul makes an immediate entrance, and Tineka finds herself holding the Pork Chop. Twelve managers. Several questionable decisions.

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Educating Pork PL · 2026/27 · GW 1

Ryan makes the first move as the league discovers its level

An opening statement at the top, a crowded chasing pack and an immediate lesson in the cruelty of the substitutes’ bench.

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