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The league table

2026/27 · GW 9

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#TEAM / MANAGERGW9 NETTOTALMOVE
1CVDCVD FC
Candace Van Damme
63566▲1
2TBABCDEFC
Tineka Bishop
58562▼1
3PCclarkys cloggers
Paul Clark
50534▲1
4IFThis is the Wirtz!
Ivo Ferreira
45533▼1
5RAGreen Street United
Rob Ayres
60526—
6RHRed Djed Redemption
Ryan Hindle
64511▲3
7IGsendmetocoventry
Ian Goodison-Powell
47511▼1
8HHPark the Bus
Hailey Hindle
55510▼1
9DAThe Balon D'orgus
Dela Avle
73504▲1
10AHBoo Tottenham
Aubrey Hindle
37490▼2
11PMMikel Arteta's Army
Peter Mossad
51477—
12SFAFC Kincardine
Steve Fletcher
39418—
13APDevastators FC
Angelo Pavia
69348—
14PPVermilion Bird
Portia Pavia
35305—

GW9 scores and weekly honours are net of transfer hits. Ivo’s four-point hit is deducted once; every other manager’s gross and net scores are identical. Totals and positions follow the official league table.

The season ledger

Records

Some scores deserve to stick.

Season highs, winning streaks and league landmarks.

After GW9: Dela wins the week with 73 net points. Candace retakes first on 566, four ahead of Tineka. Ivo takes the only four-point hit: 49 gross becomes 45 net.

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Awards

Honours, with commentary.

The gameweek’s standout performances and the calls that made the difference.

GW9: Dela is Manager of the Week; Dela and Angelo share Captain Fantastic. Portia takes the Pork Chop, Ryan the Bench of Shame, and Rob Transfer Gambler. Tineka wins October with 254 net points.

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Season storylines

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The title race, changes in form and rivalries as they unfold in the weekly reports.

After GW9: Candace returns to the top, Clarky rises to third and Ryan climbs three places to sixth after his Wildcard. Rob holds fifth on 526. October is final: Tineka 254, Candace 245, Rob 242.

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