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Educating Pork PL · 2026/27 · GW 9
Captaining Jackson helps Dela win Manager of the Week, Ryan climbs three places after playing his Wildcard, and Tineka wins October’s award despite losing the league lead.
2026-11-03
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Read the report → The league story, standings and honours. Listen to the podcast → 11 min 19 sec · The gameweek, out loud. Manager reports → Find your team’s individual write-up. Educating Pork PL · 2026/27 · GW 8
The defending champion edges past Candace, Ivo climbs to third, and Rob’s Wildcard lifts Green Street United four places. Clarky gets the Pork Chop.
2026-10-26
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Read the report → The league story, standings and honours. Listen to the podcast → 11 min 06 sec · The gameweek, out loud. Manager reports → Find your team’s individual write-up. Educating Pork PL · 2026/27 · GW 7
Candace edges two points clear of Clarky, Tineka matches Rob’s Triple Captain-assisted 79 without a chip, and Ryan tumbles five places.
2026-10-21
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Read the report → The league story, standings and honours. Listen to the podcast → 10 min 32 sec · The gameweek, out loud. Manager reports → Find your team’s individual write-up. Educating Pork PL · 2026/27 · GW 6
The Cloggers catch Candace, Ryan gets his captain back, and Ian plays his Wildcard—then makes the curious choice of Kostoulas as captain.
2026-10-13
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Read the report → The league story, standings and honours. Listen to the podcast → 10 min 4 sec · The gameweek, out loud. Manager reports → Find your team’s individual write-up. Educating Pork PL · 2026/27 · GW 5
CVD FC wins the week and the view from the top. Tineka and Clarky close in, Ian presses the Free Hit button, and the Chairman collects the pig.
2026-09-21
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Read the report → The league story, standings and honours. Listen to the podcast → 11 min 43 sec · The gameweek, out loud. Manager reports → Find your team’s individual write-up. Educating Pork PL · 2026/27 · GW 4
One point settles the weekly prize. Ivo stays top, Green Street returns to third, and Calvert-Lewin makes several benches deeply uncomfortable.
2026-09-15
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Read the report → The league story, standings and honours. Listen to the podcast → 10 min 57 sec · The gameweek, out loud. Manager reports → Find your team’s individual write-up. Educating Pork PL · 2026/27 · GW 3
Ivo leads by five, Clarky claims another weekly high score, and Candace takes the Bench of Shame. Twelve managers, two new arrivals and one Pork Chop.
2026-09-07
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Read the report → The league story, standings and honours. Listen to the podcast → 10 min 51 sec · The gameweek, out loud. Manager reports → Find your team’s individual write-up. Educating Pork PL · 2026/27 · GW 2
Bruno transforms the chasing pack, Paul makes an immediate entrance, and Tineka finds herself holding the Pork Chop. Twelve managers. Several questionable decisions.
Added to archive · 2026-09-09
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Read the report → The league story, standings and honours. Educating Pork PL · 2026/27 · GW 1
An opening statement at the top, a crowded chasing pack and an immediate lesson in the cruelty of the substitutes’ bench.
Added to archive · 2026-09-09
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