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Educating Pork

Football. Fantasy. Questionable Management.

Educating Pork · Episode 01

The Weekend Ahead

On Friday, your fantasy team looks sensible. By Saturday, the screenshot may be evidence.

With Cockney Rob · 6 min 41 sec · Published 26 October 2026

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Educating Pork: The Weekend Ahead — a fantasy team on a phone beside a mug of tea

One final check. Obviously.

The kettle’s on, your team’s picked, and you weren’t going to change anything. Then a little warning flag appears beside your midfielder.

Rob follows a familiar football weekend: deadline regret, the player you sold finding his shooting boots, and a group chat with an excellent memory.

In this episode

  • The warning flag that ruins breakfast.
  • The screenshot nobody needed help finding.
  • Refreshing the score beside the supermarket potatoes.

The points disappear quickly. The screenshots live forever.