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Educating Pork

Football. Fantasy. Questionable Management.

Educating Pork PL · Final GW08 · 2026/27

Park the Bus

42Gross GW pointsNo points deducted
7 / 14League positionHolding position
455Season pointsOfficial league total

The bus stays parked in seventh

Park the Bus recorded 42 gross points and 42 net points in GW08, finishing the week holding position in 7th place. The official season total is 455.

42Net GW points
49.1League net average
5,132,715Overall rank

Captaincy: Haaland · 8 × 2 = 16 counted points

Management: 0 transfers; 0-point hit. No chip.

Automatic substitutions: Mitchell replaced Semenyo.

Three things worth knowing

The league position

The team remains 7th, unchanged from the previous gameweek.

Beyond the armband

The leading supporting returns were Gabriel 17, Dewsbury-Hall 2, Calvert-Lewin 2. The effective armband supplied 16 counted points.

The management ledger

GW08 transfers in: none. The unused bench held 8 points.

The useful takeaway

The recorded result is -7.1 points against the league net average. Captaincy, transfers, automatic substitutions and unused bench points are reconciled to the collector record.

Final collector metrics for GW08 · generated 26 October 2026 (Ontario). Gross points are before transfer hits; net points deduct hits. Unused bench points exclude players whose points entered the XI through automatic substitutions. Official standing and season total are from the finalized league record. Fixture records remain marked finished_provisional by the FPL API.